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The Square Boat Which Wouldn't Float

It seems that the kids in our neighborhood
were always building something. If it wasn'tDeath was all around us, but the scariest
stilts, it was rubber guns (probably a lostthing was when young mothers died from giving
art). If it wasn't airplanes, it waschildbirth.
scooters. If it wasn't go-carts, it was
pigeon  coops.  It  never  ended.We needed not to think to much on these
things. So maybe that is partly why we built
A supply of suitable materials was the maina  wide  range  of  contraptions.
problem faced by us early builders. Junk is
what things were built from. That oftenFollowing is a poem about a boat that was
showed in the final product. But we alwaysbuilt  in  my  backyard.
looked on our great creation with pride until
a  disaster  destroyed  our  masterpiece.The Square Boat Which Wouldn't Float by
Taylor  Jones
In pioneer days, the Jordan River that runs
through the Salt Lake Valley was a clearSaturday, April 19, 1999 (Modified November
stream full of trout. We had never seen it3,  2005)
that way. It was totally polluted in our day.
We were told it was a clean, clear fishingAaron had the idea: A boat on the Jordan to
stream by Mr. Foster (who grew truck crops onfloat. So Dick and Aaron and all the big guys
a two or three acre plot to feed his family).Built  a  boat  before  our  eyes.
He had caught many trout from the river when
he  was  a  boy.It was shaped appropriately Like a coffin. It
had  square  sides  And  a  flat  bottom.
We sometimes caught trout from the river too,
but we had to fish where fresh water streamsThey nailed and tarred; It weighed a ton. It
entered the filthy waters of the river.took forever to get it to the river Where we
Sometimes the state dumped trout into thecould  have  some  fun.
river at the fairgrounds after their
exhibition at the State Fair, but that wasWell, every kid in town Watched the show. We
rare, and the trout were either quicklypushed the boat in the water To see if it
fished  out  or  died  in  the  muck.would  go.
Still, the river was our playground. We wereAaron was in the middle And Dick was in the
told never to get into the water or we wouldstern. Would the thing float or not? That we
die of the bubonic plague or be drowned in awould  soon  learn.
whirlpool. None of us died of the plague but
some of us did drown. One of my friends triedThey paddled it out into the middle Of that
to rescue his brother while by grandfathermuddy Jordan River. At first things looked
played his accordion in the park only a fewpretty  good.  It  was  quite  a  clipper.
hundred yards away. Both boys were lost while
we enjoyed the music, not knowing what wasThen slowly, slowly, did we see, Right before
going  on.our eyes, That Aaron and the boys would be
swimming;  It  was  the  boat's  demise.
Things were tough on kids in those days. Two
of our friends were killed when their bikeYes, it sank like that concrete ship That
was hit by a cement truck racing down thelay's on Cape May's shore. That bungling
street  to  get  concrete  to the arms plant.concrete  vessel  Made  just  for  the  war.
A brother and sister we knew where killed byAnd just before "Abandon Ship!" There was our
a truck taking ammunition from the arms plantlittle war Because there was a good supply of
to the railroad dock. The WAC driver fellmud  On  good  Old  Jordan's  shore.
asleep.
So began the mud fight Until the ship did
One of our friends died when he fell from asink. They were covered with mud from head to
fence while he and his siblings were stealingfoot  Until  they  gulped  the  drink
a  few  lumps  of  coal  from  the coal yard.
So all the work on that great boat Was lost
A baby was lost when a sibling closed thein just a wink. It sank so fast from bow to
drawer  where  the  mother  kept  the  child.mast,  I  could  hardly  blink.
Our widower shoemaker lost two children whenI miss those days of carefree youth, Of
a son tried to save his sister from highwayboats, and planes, and cars. But then the
traffic. (Later the shoemaker, who did notboys  all  left  home To fight in a real war.
trust banks, lost his life's savings when his
last  surviving  son  stole  the  money.)Orville and Virgil never came home. They were
not alone. But the boat builders survived,
There were the diseases too. Polio scared usThank  God  they  did  come  home.
all, but kids died of a number of other
ailments because there was no penicillin orCopyright©John T. Jones, Ph.D.
sulfa  drugs  to  help  them.



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