Boating Politics

When I was younger we used to play a game aboutyacht for those weekend trips to Martha's vineyard
what the first African American president would doand state dinner affairs.
for black people in this country and my buddies and I2. Boating education would be a Curriculum for every
would come up with the craziest things. So its beenschool level starting with elementary school.
six months since we made history by electing the3. National Boating Day would be an official holiday.
first African American into office and personally I4. Boats for clunkers, would mean trade everything
think he is doing a great Job. Honestly Kudosmotorized for a boat.
President Obama, my son now has a poster of you5. Boating season would run 365 days of the year.
next to Lebron James as two of his greatest heroes.6. Boat sales would be tax free.
I didn't even make the top five but that's a story for7. Life Jackets would be mandatory for every boater.
another day.8. A mandatory jail sentence for boating while drunk.
I thought I would get political and play the what if9. Speed limits on Boats depending on class and size.
game again, purely for giggles. So What if boaters10. Free Boat safety, boat parts, boat operation
had a political party and with our 70 million plus cloutclasses for all would be boaters.
elected a boater president? What would the White11. Make Boat Insurance mandatory.
House be like and what are the things he or she (yes12. Make Boating while drunk offenses affect driver
am liberal) would enact in our interest as boaters?licenses.
1. Marine One would be a modest Azimut sports