| Money IS green! And here all these years I thought | | | | mark when it comes to emissions!"A" Corporation |
| "money", for Americans, only consisted of paper | | | | Wants to burn oil. Or coal, or both! They also do not |
| "fiat" script. Or printed wastepaper, if you | | | | want to spend all the money necessary to update |
| prefer.Money, that is REAL money, was invented by | | | | their facility. Not the one in America anyway. So they |
| a guy named Penny, in England. This is our more | | | | get to continue use of the facility, but only if they |
| modern variety. There has existed money in the | | | | can keep their carbon emissions low enough. But, |
| form of coins or medallions for almost all of human | | | | they get to subtract from that total emission any |
| history. But the small lowly Penny, is for us "poor | | | | "Carbon Credits" that they have. OR can buy! It is |
| folk". I use the parenthesis due to the abstract | | | | sort of like a "cut this cupon out for .25 cents off |
| thought of the image for "penny" is not the same as | | | | the purchase of soap, or food. Neat right?Well, I |
| that used by Mr. Penny way back when. You see, in | | | | guess! Especially if you are in Office, and have tons |
| his days, a penny was indeed worth that much. But | | | | of land, and have tons of trees! All of which you sign |
| times, they are a changing?Gold and the more | | | | up under the program and earn tons of money by |
| popular, silver, has existed beyond memory. If any | | | | not cutting them all down to earn money! Especially if |
| intellectuals tells you it was only from "such and such" | | | | you don't need the wood to make paper to print the |
| a date, don't you believe them! Like the Penny, it | | | | fiat money upon! Get the picture?The value of this is |
| was just too good an idea not to use. But, money in | | | | said (reading many newspapers for sources) to be |
| the ancient days had better be worth its | | | | about; $1.50 per acre for "no-till" land, and about $2.50 |
| denomination stamped thereupon, or you were apt | | | | per acre of seeded grasses; and woodland perhaps |
| to die over the difference! Instead, today we may | | | | higher. To the tune of about 500 ac x 5 Yr. equals |
| argue over the differences between the value of the | | | | 600 plus or minus tons of Carbon Credits. These can |
| almost copper penny, and its mostly "other" metal | | | | be worth more than $2,500!Of course, being |
| content, being actually worth a penny in value. | | | | Americans still, we do have an option to sign into the |
| Actually, it costs much more than a penny to make. | | | | program. But you must of course have lots of land, |
| We would be better off without it! But then there is | | | | and qualify. The EU has mandatory enrollment. See |
| the normal "One Worlder" who would want us to use | | | | that? Picture that in your mind, please. Now, picture in |
| "debit cards".Debit Cards are pieces of flat plastic | | | | your mind's eye, the trillions of acres in the other |
| with embedded identity. Your identity, the bank's | | | | countries within a soon to become formalized |
| identity, your account identity, and even the card's | | | | American Union! We have tons of open land, much of |
| own identity. All to access you account in fractions of | | | | which is not being cultivated. But we do not have the |
| a sale second. The problem is; that as soon as you | | | | combination of low population of carbon producing |
| change your fiat script printed wastepaper for" | | | | plants, and trillions of acres. You see what this is |
| plastic only", you are in big trouble!Big trouble; I ain't | | | | going to become? A huge write-off against carbon |
| kidding you" becomes something you would have to | | | | credits from other countries for the very |
| overcome to make your ends meet. I am full of | | | | Corporations that do the most to pollute our heavily |
| those particular type of sayings, because I was | | | | commercial zones!In plain ole Amer' kan Eng lash; I |
| taught them in order to cause me to remember | | | | could say it this a way! Mexican land, growing nothing, |
| them. Not as poetry, but as fact! Fact is; we convert | | | | earns Carbon Credits; which fat-cats in politics, who |
| to "plastic only" and we save tons of millions of | | | | are mostly lawyers, buy to prop up a business that |
| money by not having to print fiat money! No printing; | | | | produces more pollution that it does products!If you |
| no printers! No printers; no labor! No labor; no | | | | think becoming an American Union or anything |
| employees! No employees; no need for the plastic! | | | | approaching a One World Government is going to be |
| You see? Besides all that, we would see our | | | | just an "incidental journey", all paperwork and no |
| Government increase their spending (I always | | | | reality for you; then you are more than a lil' bit |
| wondered why they say "Our country debt" when | | | | stupid!Dan Bunch, a Cherokee; Choctaw; and |
| they mean "Our chance to spend more"?) to take up | | | | Melungeon; whose mother was a naturalized citizen |
| the slack of all those saved millions by not having to | | | | born in Hong Kong. His father was born in Texas, a |
| print paper. Figures.A plastic economy might give | | | | Cherokee-Choctaw-Melungeon, who served in the |
| someone the stinking idea to change our system of | | | | Army during WWII.Dan Bunch grew up in Texas, |
| money! We could use a different system. One that is | | | | where he participated in; football, baseball, and boxing. |
| more normal. Like that of the EU? You get my drift? | | | | He enlisted in the United States Navy Reserve while |
| Or one that is "common" to all the American Union? | | | | still a junior in high school. He has had a multitude of |
| See? Wouldn't you hate not to have the "float" | | | | experience in the business world in; insurance, real |
| between our currency and that of Mexico? Our one | | | | estate, finance, and a builder of custom homes. He |
| "whatever" would be worth their one "whatever"! | | | | has always been a writer, and cartoonist. He |
| We would be assimilated all the quicker, don't cha' | | | | attributes his interest in many subjects to his early |
| see? I ain't kidding you!Ok, what we have is a | | | | career as a newspaper boy. He married his high |
| system, in plastic, that can change overnight. One | | | | school sweetheart Gayle, with whom they have two |
| day the dollar, is an "A", and the next day it is worth | | | | children and five grandchildren.Dan Bunch is a graduate |
| .25 or 1/4 of a dollar, because someone says so! Talk | | | | of Grayson Co Jr. College, which he attended upon |
| about quick!There is only one way to create "green" | | | | his return from Vietnam. He was a PO2'nd, |
| out of money. And that is, evidently, to own tons of | | | | crewmember aboard U.S. Navy River Patrol Boats, |
| land and plant trees! Then you enroll them acres in | | | | and is member of the DAV; and Veteran association. |
| the "Carbon Emissions Trading Program" the U.S. | | | | PLEASE VISIT MY CARTOONS BY DAN BUNCH |
| Government has. That will get you lots of bytes, not | | | | MAIN PAGE |
| in plastic, of "Carbon Credits". This is worth a mint! | | | | hometown.aol.com/bunchd |
| Ok, a small mint. But nonetheless, it is very much | | | | CARTOONSDANBUNCHMAIN. |
| valued by the corporations that have to toe the | | | | |